April Resolve

I have been a poor blogger of late, I think this is because of an underlying laziness problem as I have explained before but also because of the habit I got into of crafting too bigger posts...

My life has evolved at speed since I have been away, I have spent a week at a caravan park, put on half a stone, agreed to go to Afghanistan and redefined the meaning of farting.

I am going to try a stint of quantity not quality blogging and see how it goes, whats that you say? A picture?

If I must...
Quite disturbing this....the face, the tits, the waist..all wrong