Did I say that?

Not so long ago I am sure I swore that I would post more often, even if it meant the posts would be shorter and in some way (if possible) more banal than before..so here goes..

I literally only have 5 mins before I must go to the street to drink..this is not because I live in a poor area where my only access to clean water is the local standpipe, oh no, this is because I live in a rich area and we are allowed to..

No police enforcement zones for us in our little village, if you rough urban types are wondering how you can get the authorities to 'let up' and allow you to enjoy the pleasure of 'Al fresco' (outside a building) drinking with your neighbourhood buddies try not acting like a bunch of twats every Friday / Saturday night on the high street to start with, and then progress to making friends with your fellows living next door (making friends does not include playing your favourite shite record really loud for him all night, or 'gobbing off' as you arrive home late from crap pub).

Its not all daisies and roses for me mind you - its raining even as I speak and the mobile phone signal sucks...