I have noticed throughout these leadership debates that the Queen has not been invited to attend, come on, its either her 'hood' or its not. Every 'playar' will have minions running the show but the big cheese should surely call the shots?
Given that Brown, and it pains me to say it, must be a reasonably clever man, the only explanation for his frankly imbecilic running of the country must be that Auntie Liz has her hand rammed firmly up his ass and is calling the shots - puppet stylie.
It would not surprise me if the dodgy eye is actually a CCTV camera straight back to the palace. I can imagine (don't ask me how) Philip getting his rocks off illicitly watching the Browns bedroom 'feed', in fact, if we accept the 'Queen controls all' theory, I wonder if the outcome of the election depends entirely on which of the parties leaders wives appeals most sexually to the horny old German. Judge for yourselves...
Lela Star
Clegg
Cameron
Brown
I have included to aid with comparison a hot adult star called Lela (I admit this was not strictly required, but how can you determine whether something is 'hot' if you do not know what 'smoking' looks like), I have also included the man all these women (stand fast Lela) must impress, nice.
Horny old German
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